The Giant American Towel

because bigger is better.

The Giant American Towel is a giant towel with an American flag on it. That's about it. It looks like a towel, acts like a towel, but is fucking enormous. At 12 feet by 8 feet, it's designed to help you take up as much space as you could possibly want this summer.

Proudly made in America.

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